The Expendables 3 (2014)

This has to be an intentional wink from Stallone and his contemporaries. They know their days are not only numbered as action stars, but probably should have ended long ago.

With its third entry, the Sylvester Stallone-led Expendables franchise finally becomes the live-action Saturday morning cartoon it was always destined to be.

It’s a preposterously overstuffed strategy that, go figure, not only works, but even cures a thing or two that ailed the previous movies.

So let me just say that this latest rah-rah red-meat installment is the biggest and best surprise of the series. It has its flaws, but it's mostly a big, dumb, gruntingly monosyllabic hoot.

There have been some reports that this is the last entry in the series, but it feels like the franchise is (finally) just getting started. "The Expendables 4" anyone?

The Expendables 3 has its cake and shoots it: armed to the nipples with vast action and bulging A-listers, but over-over-blown and overcrowded. See it for Gibson’s big-bad.

Antonio Banderas pretty much steals The Expendables 3. But at this stage in that winded franchise, that amounts to petty theft.

It is forgettable fluff, but well-delivered, and it suggests that they'll be able to keep making these as long as they can prop up the cast, and with the younger generation making a decent showing this time out, they may even be able to hand it off when the time comes.

Hughes and cinematographer Peter Menzies Jr. handle the assignment skillfully enough, but without much imagination, sticking to a conventional action style that is more about the quantity of explosions than nuances of execution.

The Expendables 3 marks a sizeable improvement on the first two outings.

竟然一直没意识到敢死队里有杰森，去面壁了

廉颇老矣仅为荣誉而战吧。

所有英雄的大拼盘，各路英雄携手打怪！

特别喜欢杰森斯坦森的伦敦音

纯哲♂学电影

天了噜 班拉丝好可爱啊

老扣肉携小鲜肉敢死别动队，脸盲都有点分不清步入老年的梅尔·吉布森和哈里森·福特了。

凌晨看完电影，然后骑摩托车回家，还好看看的~

老男人少了好多，这辈子没想到能看到李连杰和州长卖腐，史泰龙在一旁吐槽……

我要的不多，能在电影院里同时看到史泰龙、施瓦辛格、班德拉斯、梅尔吉布森、哈里森福特这些人已经足够梦幻了。打砸抢什么的随便看看就算了，那些老脸是看一次少一次了。班德拉斯卖萌的手段有点一根筋，我还是被逗笑了好几次。

安东尼奥·班德拉斯一个人抢戏

史泰龙有一个美丽的大家庭。吉普森是前妻，斯坦森是小女友，龙格尔是爱喝酒的爹，班德拉斯是一年来两次一次待半年的姨妈，施瓦辛格是他想象中的朋友。他们收养了几个孩子，不远万里去拆一座房子。

易碎品们最后To Caesar……所以我就跑去连连看了猩骇革命2

砰砰砰砰砰轰轰轰轰轰~~！（别和前两次一样轰了！内容都在影评里）

老家伙带着小鲜肉玩儿，继续简单粗暴，无脑动作片，最后那场更是整整打了20多分钟，还真是很过瘾的。。。PS：哈弗H8突然乱入让我吃了一惊。。。PSS：最后李连杰跟州长，哎呀，那画面太美我不敢看。。。

各位老壮士，不来我大横店影视城手撕几个鬼子么？

巨老的cast，无论是演技派、动作派还是搞笑派，好莱坞都断档了，这些年一直啃老本。

最精彩的是开头集装箱一段的群戏调度。中间居然一个小时的文戏！你TM告诉我，谁想去电影院看一堆肌肉松弛成赘肉的老头子们演一个小时的文戏！高潮戏乱得一塌糊涂。什么？你问我剧情？╭(╯^╰)╮

平均年龄60岁的动作明星，真是看一部少一部。杰森·斯坦森的刀耍得一如既往的酷！-You might wanna get out of this seat, Chistmas is coming. -But it's june! 班德拉斯的话痨神经病属性太萌啦~ 李连杰还是酱油男，最后还跟州长大人卖了个腐。

一定是有内部人士看不下去这么瞎拍圈钱，所以泄漏了资源。